Sleep, work, shower.

The “yes or no” game

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

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marthemacabre:


heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs)

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marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

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There was once a man who went to see a psychiatrist, crippled by a fear of flying. His phobia was based on the belief that there would be a bomb on any plane he boarded. The psychiatrist tried to shift the phobia but couldn’t, so he sent his patient to a statistician. The statistician prodded a calculator and informed the man that the odds against there being a bomb on board the next flight he took were half a million to one. The man still wasn’t happy, he sat there convinced that he’d be on that one plane out of a half a million. So the statistician prodded the calculator again and said ‘all right, would you feel safer if the odds were ten million to one against?’ The man said, yes, of course he would. So the statistician said ‘the odds against there being two, separate, unrelated bombs on board your next flight are exactly ten million to one against.’ The man looked puzzled, and said ‘that’s all well and good, but how does it help me?’ The statistician replied: ‘It’s very simple. You take a bomb on board with you.’
The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie (via myfrogandbear)
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There’s always something strangely thrilling about hearing a well-spoken woman swear.
Hugh Laurie, The Gun Seller (via lostinretrosynthesis)
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lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

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We’re very cheesy at times and I really enjoy it. I can’t say I’ve been this fond of someone in a week’s time.

Played 9,579 times

pretentioushobos:

S.O.S. In Bel Air - Phoenix

(Reblogged from dgneener)

Eyebrow game strong

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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